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Orwell Network Christmas Lunch

We had a great time at our Christmas Lunch at award winning Aqua 8 on Wednesday 14th December 2011.

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Christmas 2008

It was the week before Christmas and Bob Scott (alias Father Christmas) called a high level meeting. His eyes fixed on Danny the reindeer, Bob asked for faster deliveries.

Which resulted in young Mark (assistant Father Christmas) cracking up with mirth and thinking "he'll go a lot faster if Simon wack's him with a 2 iron!"

Graham stands up to speak. "With my infinite systems I could deliver loads of presents in my sleep".

"Like you are now", pipes up Scottish Colin. Secretly desiring to be Father Christmas next year. Knowing that his master plan of making Colin of the Stewart brothers fame over eat his sage and onion stuffing; was even now increasing his girth and would soon make him too large for a Father Christmas costume.

" A dastardly cunning plan", he thought.

Next Episode

Will Colin's plans get exposed?

Will Simon putt thing right?

Will John pass more referrals?

Will Graham wake up?

Where did Mark get that hat?!!!!